The 4/5 Rule

The other day somebody mentioned that the baseball season was heating up. Here it is, well under way, before I was even aware.  This, in and of itself, is not unusual. There are many things in life that are well in progress before I am aware.

I turned on the TV and started to watch. I really tried. Soon I wandered away in search of a snack. I returned. Nodded off. Oh dear. They are all just too good at this defense stuff and what with those “ace� pitchers, nothing much happens most of the time except for a high-speed game of catch.

So here’s my idea: Limit professional teams to 12 fielders (two of each position, eliminating the shortstop and the center fielder) and four pitchers. Half of the players will play the first four innings. The rest will play the last five.

There will be two pitchers per game, with the second hurler stepping in to start the fifth inning. The other two pitchers will rest, then pitch the next game. If they started to get hits off a pitcher he could not immediately be replaced. He would just have to tough it out. The ball would actually be hit and played, sort of the original point of the game, wasn’t it?

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When the ball is hit it would not usually go right to a fielder, as there would be more space between them. The ball would bounce all over the place while they chased it. The runners would be trying for extra bases almost all of the time. Skilled placement of a hit would be more important than trying to pulverize it out of the park with the anticlimactic (and boring) trot around the bases.

Oh yeah, and raise the fences so the ball bounces back into play more often. Maybe even put fences along the foul lines. The foul ball is one of the time-wasting culprits, right up there with all of those balls and strikes. How many chances should a professional need to hit the ball? When the umpire yells, “Play Ball!� he should mean it.

Anybody who has watched a minor league team, like the Hudson Valley Renegades, has to admit that they are actually fun to watch. Players make mistakes and a good play really shines out. The pitchers are not overpowering. The ball is hit and caught and thrown by all different players. You almost don’t want to leave your seat to get that hot dog. You might actually miss something, but if you do, don’t worry, something else will happen in a minute, unlike a pro game.

Ah well. At least if I watch on TV I get in a decent nap.

Go Sox!

Bill Abrams resides in Pine Plains.

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