Out of ammunition

In the old cowboy movies the Good Guy seldom runs out of bullets. The Bad Guy often does, whereupon he takes his empty gun, the one that cost him a half year’s pay, and chucks it at the Good Guy. You’d think they would learn after a while. They always miss. At this point the Good Guy, sportsman that he is, stops shooting, rides up alongside doing maybe 40 mph, and leaps from his horse, taking the Bad Guy tumbling onto the ground. They both then jump up and start duking it out. Remarkable. If I trip over the dog I need help getting up.But about the bullets … these are six-shooters. Since these old guns did not have a safety device called a “hammer block” to prevent the gun from accidentally discharging and spoiling your best Levi’s, they customarily left the chamber that the hammer was lined up with empty. So in reality a six-shooter is a five-shooter. What about those guys with two guns? You’d never be able to keep your pants up, to say nothing of getting into trouble with the little lady for crashing into the furniture and leaving big scratches on the side tables every time you walked into a room.• • •Fast forward to the Roaring ‘20s, or at least movies based on this period. The bootleggers make a break for it, firing their Tommy guns. Elliot Ness and his boys return fire. A 10-minute gun battle breaks out to a background of never-ending machine gun fire.Here’s the problem. The ammo drums available for this gun are either 50- or 100-bullet capacity. The rate of fire of both of these machine guns is about 600 rounds per minute. That is about 10 bullets a second or 10 seconds of firing. A 100-round drum is very heavy when slung under a Tommy gun so the most common was the 50-round drum — five seconds. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, four Mississippi, five Mississippi. Done. These guys would have to be loaded down with extra ammo drums like pack mules to sustain the shooting in the movies.And let’s not forget the Indians. For being so careful about use of resources, they were awfully free with a limited supply (12 each?) of handsome, be-feathered, homemade missiles, each with special markings so the white man could read who he was being killed by, providing he remembered to catch his arrow with his chest rather than his back. I’ll bet somebody made a lot of money selling their arrows back to them at the end of the White Man Season. Chipping flint arrowheads must have gotten old really fast.Oh look! Here’s an arrow with MY name on it.Bill Abrams has run out of ammo and now lives a peaceful life in Pine Plains.

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