What’s the mutter?

In the Bill Murray movie, “What About Bob?” Murray states that there are two kinds of people: those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don’t like Neil Diamond. And so it is with dogs.Here comes the neighbor with a new puppy. He is all over me, muddy paws and sloppy wet kisses. I meant the puppy. He is actually just licking me. Something about the salt on your skin. It also helps if you have just eaten a McRib sandwich. I am happy for the attention. My friend is not. He fends off the puppy’s leaps with both hands, but he cannot avoid the lightning tongue. He runs, panicked, hands flailing, horror etched on his face. Oh well … more for me.I have tried to explain that a little bit of dog spit is not going to kill him. I told him that a dog’s mouth is cleaner than a person’s. This is not actually true, although I did actually believe this up until someone recently showed me the data. Doesn’t the wounded Mounty let his faithful Husky lick his wounds so that the magic dog saliva can cure him? Surely this must be true. Well, it turns out that, like the concept that all sled dogs are big, furry Huskies, it is not. The cleanliness of a dog’s mouth is more about what he has been doing with it lately. So if your short- or long-haired, medium-to-large sled dog has been rolling in moose carcasses, you might want to stick with the first-aid cream.Confucius said, “Man who lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.” I think it was Confucius. Maybe it was the Bible. Anyway, I draw the line at fleas. Back in the old days fleas carried plague; nowadays, not so much. I am not taking any chances. Maybe it was the trauma. I once walked into a room that somebody left a few fleas in, and then went away for three days. I was immediately up to my knees in fleas. The entire floor was a mass of surging, leaping, black dots. I raced for the Raid, making crunchy-popping noises under foot, and sprayed my way out where I promptly had an attack of the heebie-jeebies and a coughing fit from the Raid.Fleas are pretty much under control these days. Now we use Top Spot, that liquid flea preventative stuff that goes between the shoulders. You have to part the hair so you get good contact with the skin. The only thing is it itches my back. Bill Abrams resides along with his wife and flealess dog in Pine Plains.

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Club baseball at Fuessenich Park

Travel league baseball came to Torrington Thursday, June 26, when the Berkshire Bears Select Team played the Connecticut Moose 18U squad. The Moose won 6-4 in a back-and-forth game. Two players on the Bears play varsity ball at Housatonic Valley Regional High School: shortstop Anthony Foley and first baseman Wes Allyn. Foley went 1-for-3 at bat with an RBI in the game at Fuessenich Park.

 

  Anthony Foley, rising senior at Housatonic Valley Regional High School, went 1-for-3 at bat for the Bears June 26.Photo by Riley Klein 

 
Siglio Press: Uncommon books at the intersection of art and literature

Uncommon books at the intersection of art and literature.

Richard Kraft

Siglio Press is a small, independent publishing house based in Egremont, Massachusetts, known for producing “uncommon books at the intersection of art and literature.” Founded and run by editor and publisher Lisa Pearson, Siglio has, since 2008, designed books that challenge conventions of both form and content.

A visit to Pearson’s airy studio suggests uncommon work, to be sure. Each of four very large tables were covered with what looked to be thousands of miniature squares of inkjet-printed, kaleidoscopically colored pieces of paper. Another table was covered with dozens of book/illustration-size, abstracted images of deer, made up of colored dots. For the enchanted and the mystified, Pearson kindly explained that these pieces were to be collaged together as artworks by the artist Richard Kraft (a frequent contributor to the Siglio Press and Pearson’s husband). The works would be accompanied by writings by two poets, Elizabeth Zuba and Monica Torre, in an as-yet-to-be-named book, inspired by a found copy of a worn French children’s book from the 1930s called “Robin de Bois” (Robin Hood).

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Cyclists head south on the rail trail from Copake Falls.

Alec Linden

After a shaky start, summer has well and truly descended upon the Litchfield, Berkshire and Taconic hills, and there is no better way to get out and enjoy long-awaited good weather than on two wheels. Below, find a brief guide for those who feel the pull of the rail trail, but have yet to purchase their own ten-speed. Temporary rides are available in the tri-corner region, and their purveyors are eager to get residents of all ages, abilities and inclinations out into the open road (or bike path).

For those lucky enough to already possess their own bike, perhaps the routes described will inspire a new way to spend a Sunday afternoon. For more, visit lakevillejournal.com/tag/bike-route to check out two ride-guides from local cyclists that will appeal to enthusiasts of many levels looking for a varied trip through the region’s stunning summer scenery.

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