Thank you!
Your support is sustaining the future of local news in our communities.

Combating the 21-year conspiracy

From time to time, the Republican Party seeks to divert and entertain its extremist wing by promoting highly improbable amendments to the Constitution. You know the kind, amendments that would ban same-sex marriages or outlaw abortion, allow prayer in the public schools or make it a crime to burn a flag.

Since the Constitution cannot be amended without the concurrence of two-thirds of the House and Senate and three-quarters of the states, these amendments go nowhere, which makes the far right restless and requires its keepers in the party to dream up new distractions.

With illegal immigration the fear of choice this season, the party has now come up with an unusually vicious faux amendment that would actually deny citizenship to some children born in the United States, the children of illegal immigrants.

Passage of the amendment would make these babies the only native-born children denied American citizenship since the children born into slavery before 1865.

At the end of the Civil War, Congress passed and the states ratified the 13th, 14th and 15th Amendments, which, as we memorized in history class, freed the slaves, made them citizens and gave them the right to vote.

Ratified within 15 years of the war’s end, the amendments were the major postwar achievements of the new Republican Party, great moments in Republican history, proudly recalled to this day on the party’s website, GOP.com.

The amendments to free the slaves and make them citizens, GOP.com tells us, received the unanimous support of the Republicans in Congress and the 15th, giving the slaves the right to vote, saw some Republicans abstain “because it didn’t go far enough,†while the Democrats were nearly unanimous in opposition to all three amendments.

But now, prominent members of the party that freed the slaves and made them citizens are asking us to amend the 14th Amendment, which states that:

“All persons born or naturalized in the United States and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside.â€

Sen. Lindsey Graham and other Republicans who would add an exception to all persons born in the United States, make the ugly claim that illegal immigrants “come here to have babies. They come here to drop a child. It’s called ‘drop and leave.’ To have a child in America, they go to the emergency room, have a child and that child’s automatically an American citizen.â€

And why do they go to all that trouble? They do it because the citizens born to illegal immigrant parents can, upon reaching the age of 21, petition the United States to grant citizenship to the father and mother who dropped and left them 21 years before. Believe it or not, it’s a conspiracy that takes 21 years to germinate.

 As Cleveland Plain Dealer columnist Connie Schultz wrote last week, Graham and the others would have us believe “hundreds of thousands of immigrant mothers, heavy with child, were navigating rivers and deserts, outwitting U.S. agents and dodging gun-wielding vigilantes so they could heave themselves upon America’s shores and head for the nearest emergency room. Just in the nick of time, they’d deliver babies who would take their first breaths as Americans — and later make their parents citizens, too.â€

But it’s kind of sad, isn’t it, that struggling to make your child an American citizen is a subversive activity in 21st-century America?

Dick Ahles is a retired broadcast journalist from Simsbury. He may be reached by e-mail at dahles@hotmail.com.

Latest News

Benjamin Franklin’s glass armonica comes to the Berkshire Opera Festival

Dennis James plays the glass armonica in Colonial costume.

Dennis James

In the early 1760s, Benjamin Franklin was one of the most popular people in the world. The writer, printer, inventor and electricity pioneer was known throughout the British Colonies in America, as well as in Europe, as a respected intellectual and diplomat. While we know him as one of the Founding Fathers of the United States, he spent almost a third of his life in Europe. Eight of those years were spent in France, working to secure support from the French military during the Revolutionary War. But before that, he spent 18 years in England as a diplomatic representative from the colonies.

It was during that time when Franklin first witnessed a musician play a series of glass bowls by wetting his fingers and drawing them across the bowls’ rims. The sound was haunting and otherworldly — like nothing he, nor anyone else, had ever heard before. But as Franklin was transfixed by the sound, he saw what many great innovators see when witnessing something new: inefficiencies. The musician was moving all over the place, working far too hard to make these angelic sounds. So Franklin went about fixing the problem.

Keep ReadingShow less
More than movies: Jeremy Boviard found his calling at The Moviehouse

Jeremy Boviard, General Manager at the Moviehouse in Millerton.

Annette Stover
There’s something special about sharing a story in a room full of other people.
— Jeremy Boviard

Spend a few minutes talking with Jeremy Boviard about movies and you’re likely to forget what time it is.

Ask about a favorite film and he’ll happily explain the first time he saw it, how it was made and why it matters. One story leads to another. His enthusiasm is infectious. For Boviard, movies are far more than entertainment – they’re one of the best ways people connect.

Keep ReadingShow less
The mycelial web of nature, creativity, science and magic at Berkshire Mushroom Festival

Presenters at the 2025 Berkshire Mushroom Festival.

Daniel Shankin

“Mycelium is Earth’s natural Internet,” says mycologist Paul Stamets. He also calls fungi “the grand recyclers of the planet” and says, “Fungi are the interface organisms between life and death.”

If that sounds like a pretty good argument for paying more attention to what’s happening under your feet, the Berkshire Mushroom Festival is hosting a weekend made for you.

Keep ReadingShow less
google preferred source

Want more of our stories on Google? Click here to make us a Preferred Source.

From grave to stage: “Zombie Prom” lights up the Sharon Playhouse

(From L to R) Jakob Kerr-Lucero (Jake), Charlotte Wise (Candy), Richie Crane (Joey), Brianna Vivace (Coco), and Vivian Burnham (Stage Manager) in rehearsal for Sharon Playhouse’s “Zombie Prom.”

Michael Kevin Baldwin

Jonny is dead. He’s also still dating Toffee. And he has every intention of making it to the prom.

That’s the basic problem at the heart of “Zombie Prom,” the gloriously campy musical comedy coming to the Sharon Playhouse Aug. 21-23.

Keep ReadingShow less
The flood that changed Winsted forever
Jack Lutris presented “Inundated” Connecticut’s Great Flood of 1955 at the American Mural Project in Winsted.
Jack Sheedy

The flood of 1955 was more than a natural disaster for Winsted, Connecticut. It was a defining event that changed the town forever, according to historian Hamish Lutris, who discussed the flood and its aftermath during a presentation Aug. 7 at the American Mural Project.

“For Winsted, this is really the operative event in their post-World War II history,” Lutris said. “Winsted, for better or worse, has never really been the same since that flood. Half of Main Street got kind of wiped out.”

Keep ReadingShow less
google preferred source

Want more of our stories on Google? Click here to make us a Preferred Source.

google preferred source

Want more of our stories on Google? Click here to make us a Preferred Source.