Discover Tom Morrison’s Latest Legal Novel

Tom Morrison is the author of “Send In The Tort Lawyer$.” Photo courtesy Tom Morrison

Tom Morrison of Salisbury has just published his third comic novel, “Send in the Tort Lawyers.”
The book chronicles the ongoing and absurd adventures of Pap and Pup Peters, brothers and lawyers specializing in class action lawsuits — the crazier, the better.
In a phone interview on Wednesday, Sept. 20, Morrison was asked about making fun of his own profession.
“Frankly, it’s one of my pet peeves” Morrison said of lawyers who have no sense of humor about themselves. “It’s delicious fun for me to write books that skewer lawyers.”
At least some legal people agree. Morrison noted that he includes the American Museum of Tort Law in Winsted, Conn., among his fans, which has the two previous installments on display.
The lawsuits and incidents described start out fairly nuts and steadily get crazier. Suing the Russian secret police, for instance, or testifying before the state legislature on attracting tort law activity as an economic development strategy for cities like Bridgeport and Hartford, Conn.
Asked how much exaggeration he deploys, Morrison said not that much. He doesn’t have to make stuff up.
Using a recent example of a California congressman caught up with other prominent men in a “honey trap” with a woman suspected of being a Chinese spy, Morrison said, “I take the underlying story, twist it a bit, add some humorous components.
“There was no actual class action on behalf of honey trap victims,” he added, but he keeps a running file of stories about class action lawsuits for use as raw material.
Morrison has fun with names: psychiatrist Dr. Hazel Nutt, or Judge Lee Waye.
Asked if he ever considers and then rejects a funny name as being just too silly, he said not really.
“Names occur to me all the time, when I’m shaving or doing yard work. I keep a list and when I sit down to write, I look for one that matches the plot.”
The book is described on its cover as “a legal farce.” Morrison was asked about the difference between farce and satire.
“Farce is one step beyond satire,” he said.
His literary model is Joseph Heller’s “Catch-22.”
The subject, the Army Air Corps in World War II, “is serious stuff, but Heller had no problem making fun of it with every character, every scene.”
Tom Morrison will be signing books at the Salisbury Fall Festival on Saturday, Oct. 7, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., on Main Street in Salisbury.
Housatonic Valley Regional High School’s girls soccer team celebrates a goal in the quarterfinal game Nov. 7.
FALLS VILLAGE — Housatonic Valley Regional High School’s girls soccer team advanced to the semifinals of the state tournament.
The Mountaineers were the highest seeded team of the four schools remaining in the Connecticut Interscholastic Athletic Conference Class S playoffs.
HVRHS (3) got matched against Morgan High School (10) in the semifinals. On the other side of the bracket was Canton High School (4) versus Old Saybrook High School (9). The winners of both games will meet in the Class S championship game.
To start the tournament, HVRHS earned a first-round bye and then had home-field advantage for the second-round and quarterfinal games.
In the second round Tuesday, Nov. 4, HVRHS won 4-3 against Stafford High School (19) in overtime.

Ava Segalla scored three goals for Housatonic, including the overtime winner, and Lyla Diorio scored once.
Bella Coporale scored twice for Stafford and Gabrielle Fuller scored once.
HVRHS matched up against Coventry High School (11) in the quarterfinal round Friday, Nov. 7.
In the 2024 tournament, Coventry eliminated the Mountaineers in the second round. Revenge was served in 2025 with a 4-2 win for HVRHS.
Segalla scored her second hat trick of the tournament and Georgie Clayton scored once.
Coventry’s goals came from Jianna Foran and Savannah Blood.
“The vibes are great,” said HVRHS Principal Ian Strever at the quarterfinal game.
The semifinal games were played Wednesday, Nov. 12, on neutral ground. HVRHS and Morgan met at Newtown High School.
Morgan was the runner-up in last year’s Class S girls soccer tournament, losing in penalty kicks to Coginchaug High School.
WATERBURY — The Gilbert/Northwestern/Housatonic co-op football team record improved to .500 after defeating Waterbury Career Academy 16-12 on Saturday, Nov. 8.
It was the third consecutive win for GNH. After bouncing back from a 1-4 start, the Yellowjackets moved into fourth place in Naugatuck Valley League standings.
Two games remain for the Yellowjackets: at home Saturday, Nov. 15, against Holy Cross High School (5-3) and then away at St. Paul Catholic High School (2-5) for the Turkey Bowl on Wednesday, Nov. 26.
Housatonic Valley FFA built wheelchair ramps for homes during the FFA convention.
A group of 18 Housatonic Valley FFA students, joined by two American Degree recipients, two chaperones and four advisors, took part in the 98th National FFA Convention in Indianapolis, Indiana, Oct. 29 to Nov. 1.
The event brought together 73,000 FFA members from across the country to compete, learn and celebrate agricultural education.
Four Housatonic students - Hannah Johnson, Madison Melino, Darwin Wolfe and Kellie Eisermann - competed in the horse evaluation competition, where the team won a bronze placement. The nursery landscape team, made up of Byron Bell, Hayden Bell, Madeline Collingwood and Michael Gawel, earned a silver placement overall in their competition.
In the leadership development events, Zayre Trail competed in the Creed Speaking with an overall bronze placement. Riley Mahaffey, in her third national public speaking event, advanced to the semifinals in Extemporaneous Speaking. Tyler Anderson represented our chapter by applying for and receiving a two-star national chapter award.

Two recent HVRHS alumni, Emma Crane and Will Star, earned their American FFA Degrees. The American Degree is the highest degree an FFA member can achieve, recognizing exceptional leadership and dedication to agricultural education and supervised agricultural experience projects.
In addition, Levi Elliott and Daniel Moran were honored with the Brian Parker Award, sponsored by the Housatonic Valley FFA Alumni. This award is given to hardworking members who have not yet had the opportunity to attend the National Convention.
Other chapter representatives included Hayden Bachman, Christopher Crane, Daphne Paine, Logan Padelli and Taylor Green, who were all recognized for their dedication and involvement in FFA activities.
During the trip, students participated in “Days of Service,” including projects with Servants at Work (SAWS) to build wheelchair ramps for homes, volunteer in food kitchens and organize clothing donations. Members also attended leadership workshops to strengthen their leadership skills.
Students participated in other fun activities such as a rodeo with broncs and bull riding, a concert by Ernest and Ella Langley and of course the National Convention Expo, which is always a big hit. They also attended sessions at Lucas Oil Stadium, featuring keynote speakers, retiring addresses from national officers and performances from FFA talent shows.
Our chapter’s goal was to exchange information from different chapters across the country to set up exchange trips in the future.
Overall, everyone had a great time competing, meeting new members from across the country, and making unforgettable memories.
Kellie Eisermann is the FFA Reporter this year. She is a junior and lives in Lakeville.