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So you think you know baseball

In time for spring training, Sally Cook of Cornwall and Jim Charlton of Lakeville have published a new illustrated book, called, “How To Speak Baseball.”The delightful, nearly pocket-sized book is a collection of about 200 examples (in alphabetical order) of terms from the oldest American sport’s very colorful language. The authors also collaborated on the children’s book, “Hey Batta Batta Swing: The Wild Old Days of Baseball.” Their illustrator and former collaborator, Ross MacDonald, joined the team again, producing dozens of illustrations to clarify terms — or at least throw humorous curve balls into the mix.The terms they found, for the most part, go beyond the words a superficial fan of the sport might know. Glove Man, for example, is a good fielder. A flamethrower is a good fastball pitcher (the book illustrates it with a drawing of a batter ducking a flaming baseball). For a looper, a softly hit single, MacDonald replaced the bat with a teddy bear. For grand salami — a nickname for a grand slam homerun — MacDonald drew a large salami sausage flying over the New York City skyline. Cook is a huge baseball fan (she roots for the Yankees). When not in Cornwall, she lives in New York City and works for Project Sunshine. One of her tasks is to bring children’s authors to hospitals to read to seriously ill young people. Charlton, a retired editor, publisher and agent, former publisher of the Society for American Baseball Research and a part-time Lakeville resident was the font of knowledge for the terms. “They just sort of bubbled to the surface,” he said.There are also dictionaries and one major reference book that have attempted a comprehensive look at baseball slang, that were credible sources.“They, understandably come off as very dry. We weren’t trying to do that here. I grew up steeped in baseball and bubble-gum cards and we went with terms that struck our fancy,” he said.As noted in the new book’s introduction, there are more than 5,000 terms out there coined by players, coaches, fans and commentators. As with any language, it is always changing.“It’s slang, and slang is somewhat ephemeral,” Charlton said. “Some of the terms in the book are not really in use anymore, and there are terms that if someone used to a ballplayer 30 years ago, he’d just scratch his head.”As for the drawings, Charlton said MacDonald was given no direction. He overheard him say at the book launch that he chose to illustrate terms he could do a “gag” on, or that appealed to him. “I think it really adds to the fun of the book,” Charlton said.Asked for some of their favorites, Charlton came up with “can of corn,” which describes an easy fly ball. “Hard cheese” is a newish term for a fastball that strikes his funny bone. He remains intrigued by “bull pen,” which is so commonly used it would seem to be — but is not — the official name for the pitchers’ warm-up area. He has not been able to determine the term’s origin.Cook is particularly fond of “Tools of Ignorance,” referring to catchers’ equipment. She has always admired those who play a difficult position that is not given the credit it deserves. Its book entry is one of the longest, explaining that it is an ironic term, and that more catchers become team managers than any other field position.“It’s as if the catcher,” the authors wrote, “after being hit with foul tips and flung bats and runners barreling into him, looks at himself and says, ‘Man, I must be an idiot to play this position.’”Cook is now working on a deal for a graphic novel based on the 2012 “Yankee Miracles” book that she co-authored with Ray Negron. The story of Negron’s career, from batboy and clubhouse lackey to community advisor for the team, and his interaction with some of baseball’s legends, will play out in a graphic novel for young readers, tentatively titled, “The Boss and the Bat Boy.”“The story is so perfect,” she said. “It may turn some kids around.” Gerry Bliss, a cover artist for The New Yorker magazine, is doing the illustrations.“I’ve seen some of his panels and I’m very excited about the project,” Cook said. “It’s a totally different way of writing. I have to think much more visually.”Actor Richard Gere has been reportedly shopping “Yankee Miracles” around Hollywood as a screenplay he wants to direct.Booksignings for “How To Speak Baseball” are coming up at the Wish House in Cornwall on May 20, 11 a.m. to noon, and at the Hickory Stick Bookshop in Washington on May 24, at 2 p.m.Spring trainingIf you want to get in mental shape for the 2014 baseball season, take this quiz featuring baseball terms from the new book, “How To Speak Baseball,” by Sally Cook and Jim Charlton, with illustrations by Ross MacDonald.1. Baltimore ChopA. A batted ball that takes a high bounce after hitting the ground in front of the plate.B. What to order at Camden Yards if you don’t like crab cakes.C. A Texas Leaguer.D. A hit to the opposite field.2. Banjo HitterA. Opposite of a piccolo hitter.B. An on-deck hitter.C. A leadoff batter.D. A hitter with no power.3. Can of CornA. An easy fly ball to catch.B. A healthy alternative to chewing tobacco.C. Hazing ritual where rookies carry cans of vegetables in their uniforms.D. Catch made, but almost dropped, by an outfielder.4. Cup of CoffeeA. Another name for the seventh-inning stretch.B. A minor league player who makes a brief appearance in the majors.C. Comes from the Cricket term for tea break, when a batter calls time out.D. When a pitcher is removed from the game.5. Dying QuailA. Texas Leaguer.B. Little Looper.C. Duck Snort.D. A Flare.6. Hit It on the ScrewsA. 19th-century term when a batter got a hit with a repaired bat.B. Hitting the ball on the bat’s trademark.C. When a batter connects solidly with a pitch.D. For one season, stitches on a ball were replaced by tiny screws.7. Move ’Em OverA. A signal to the outfield to shift positions.B. Advice to a hitter when runners are on first, or first and second, with fewer than two outs.C. Manager’s signal to a pitcher to intentionally walk a batter.D. When a star motions to a bench player to make room for him to sit.8. PortsiderA. Name of the Mariners’ mascot.B. Red Sox fan.C. A left handed batter.D. A left handed pitcher.9. RhubarbA. Also known as a can of corn or peas.B. When a pitch breaks a hitter’s bat.C. A painful bruise incurred when sliding. A strawberry.D. An argument, usually between a player or manager and an umpire.10. Right Down BroadwayA. Where the Yankees hold their victory parades. “The Canyon of Champions.”B. A pitch down the middle of the plate.C. A ball hit over second base.D. A fastball.11. Sawed Off His BatA. A trick played on rookies.B. Cheating. Also known as “corking a bat.”C. When a hitter breaks his bat swinging at an inside pitch.D. When a bat is too long.12. PhenomA. A rarely seen occurrence, such as a triple play.B. An exceptionally talented prospect.C. Also a fee-nom, a player signed for 30 days.D. A player shorter than 5 feet 7 inches.Answers1. A, 2. D, 3. A, 4. B, 5. All are correct, 6. C, 7. B, 8. D, 9. D, 10. B, 11. C, 12. B

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